Artificial watermelon is so fucking delicious
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Jesus saves I smoke crystal meth
seeing your friends’ bedrooms for the first time is a magical event
just because i hate me doesnt mean you can
i have a very big crush on u but sadly u are a garden. can’t fuck a garden!
*straight white guy voice* how is that offensive?
like this if you are ready to convert to whatever superior religion the aliens will introduce to us
look at any horrible event in history and nearly every single time a straight person has been behind it. really makes u think ://
I don’t even know what 2 believe is ironic anymore :-//
i’m willing to delete just so i never have to see anything pertaining to astrology again