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I miss winter so much please kill these bugs and let me layer cute outfits and bundle up with blankets at night thank you god bless


me: hey mom my facebook was recently hacked so if you get any weird posts say idk something about furries just know that it isn’t me

my mom: but ivan these are pictures of you being tied up in a lizard costume

me: nah those guys are really good at photoshop haha

my mom: but thats your room

me: hey mom aren’t you divorced? remember that?